[Click. Click click click click CLICK. Click click.]

What the hell is this thing? I think Trip’s wrist-thing might make more sense than this. Or not. [Click click click.] Speaking of Trip, where the hell is she ( Read more... )

Sorry I've been out of touch for a few days kids. Had a little problem and needed some time to take care of it. But no fear, I'm here and I have a surprise!

I've gotten the materials needed for the experiment, and for the roof jump. So when are you kids free?

Also, anyone know a good place to set up a martial arts class?

it's way too fuckin snowy outside right now

i can live with having just one bullet for a few days

[ ooc; he totally couldn't break into the gun store. ]

[Somebody here doesn't know what a computer is, and is--very excitedly--testing it out for the first time.]

TESTING

TESTING

QWERTY

~!@#$%^&*() 1234567890

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.

HELLO! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THESE MESSAGES SEND? OR HOW THE MACHINE ITSELF WORKS? ARE THESE MESSAGES EVEN BEING SENT OUT TO ANYONE?

Just have to say it, I suppose. I don't really like text, but I know some people don't check the net. [She's totally talking about you, Lucifer.]There's a coffee shop in town that looks like it's closed. I was thinking about trying to... work there. The problem is that I don't know anything about coffee. Would anyone mind teaching me? I'm guessing ( Read more... )

[There's a long pause with nothing but silence as Laura debates saying anything at all. Finally, she decides on speaking.]

Why am I here? What is our purpose here? Do we have a mission?

[Whoever is looking at their phone at the moment will see an elf with an unreadable expression on his face. Well, it's unreadable because he is slightly confused at this device that he has been tinkering around with since he got here. He is staring at it for a few moments, as if waiting for something to happen before he finally speaks.]What? No ( Read more... )

Hey.

Asshole.

I got your boyfriend.

Come get him. I'm not babysitting his ass all fucking night.

[ A very excited voice comes up on the other line. It's hard to tell if he's really panicked or just really happy. ]

AYE! AYE ANYBODY!

Tell me I'm not fuckin' dreaming. Please tell me I'm not!

Lotus here.

How long have you all been here? I want to know. When did the first person arrive?

I'll start. I've been here for 9 days. Nothing happened to me today.